Donald Trump: I don't want to brag but I just completed a jigsaw puzzle in just 6 months and the box says 3 to 5 years. Whether you want to laugh on your way to work, send a meme or two to a friend, or just kill time — we got you! Give yourself a 5-minute break, have a laugh, then go get back to the neverending wave of doom that is life.
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Here are the best #jigsawpuzzles tweets:
1. Dead. 💀
Unfinished Jigsaw Puzzle https://t.co/BK2taKRYhv— Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) December 5, 2022
In other news: I keep attempting to finish this jigsaw puzzle but someone has other ideas. pic.twitter.com/TaSzsDDpYO— Laura Lupin Howard (@bugsandfishes) November 25, 2022
Just found out there’s a National jigsaw puzzle competition. I will spend the rest of my 20s preparing for this.— A🎁🎄🎅🏾☃️❄️🦌🤶🏽 (@SoloDoLeauxA) November 24, 2022
I don't want to brag, but I finished the jigsaw puzzle in a week and it said 2-4 years on the box.— Doc (@DocAtCDI) November 12, 2022
Do you remember the first few horror movies you ever saw? I *think* mine were:— Rest In Pieces Jigsaw Puzzles (@WordleWho) May 10, 2022
1. Saw (2004)
2. Saw II (2005)
3. Saw III (2006)
4. Saw IV (2007)
5. Saw V (2008)
There is a jigsaw puzzle of 101 pooping dogs, and it’s just various breeds of dogs in their pooping stance, and I don’t think I’ve wanted anything more in a very long time.— Monnie 🐶🍁☕️ (@SqueeMonster) November 25, 2022
9. Get me outta here...
What is this life. I’ve just clapped Matt Hancock doing a jigsaw puzzle 🤯 #ImaCeleb— Luccyyyy (@_Lucy_Emma) November 25, 2022
11. Me: Well, it's time for bed
My brain: Is it though?
My sleep schedule is a 5,000 piece jigsaw puzzle now days.— 𝕄𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪𝔾𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕖𝕕 (@merry_ghouled) December 7, 2022
12. Cigarettes Puzzles After Sex.
doing a jigsaw puzzle before bed is my equivalent of smoking a cigarette my stress relief options are very limited— ✩sugarpopstar✩ (@renjunisgay) December 7, 2022
overview of ✨where I'm at✨💛 I haven't done a single thing I needed to do for the past week but I HAVE:— bite first, talk later (@frydough) December 6, 2022
- finished nbc hannibal
- gone fucking crazy insane over mads mikkelsen
- (currently) working on a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle (I haven't done a puzzle in over ten years)
When your jigsaw puzzle is judging you. pic.twitter.com/4eGZSmQB7z— Joseph Jones (@JoeGayHistorian) December 12, 2022
15. Please, these gays puzzles are trying to murder me!
16. Babe, are you okay? You've barely touched your Tanya from The White Lotus "These gays, they’re trying to murder me.” jigsaw puzzle.
17. Hermit mode engage
I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says, 'go outside'— The Path of Values (@pathofvalues) December 19, 2022
15. The 2022 word of the year: nepo-baby
16. How much $reject for this puzzle?
Why was the art collector so excited about his new NFT jigsaw puzzle?
Because he could finally piece together the value of his cryptocurrency!
I’ve been working on this jigsaw puzzle for a f*cking week pic.twitter.com/O5eQ63ww7c— Monke Rejects | ❌❌ (@MonkeRejects) January 3, 2023
17. A pizza?
A jigsaw puzzle you can eat when you're done— 𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝘆𝗸𝗲 (@im_all_id) December 10, 2022
18. It’s always “puzzling is an important life skill” until I get a little creative with it. 🧟♂️
oh so when you put pieces together you’re “really into jigsaw puzzles” but when I, Victor Frankenstein,— the moon’s wife (@bookishseawitch) January 18, 2023
19. Brand name: Bits & Pieces. 💡
Send me your favorite nude, ima get it made into a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle. We’re gonna get wine and stay up all night putting the puzzle together— The Prince (@PrinceCharmingP) July 23, 2019
20. Me when I eat a Mexican 💨
21. Know your triggers. 🚬
Just remembered doing a jigsaw puzzle with a friend and I kept saying, "argh I need a smoke break" but it was all online and i don't smoke— B (@boneheadbum) February 2, 2023
22. Life is like a jigsaw puzzle...
life is like a jigsaw puzzle that beats the shit out of you until you cry— cypress (@chumfungus) February 2, 2023
23. Marry me!
Jessy: "we need to save money for the wedding"— KD (@KiaranHegarty) January 31, 2023
Me: buys muppet show jigsaw puzzle from 1981 pic.twitter.com/kc9eBBfsle
24. My neck my back my anxiety attack
25. OAP — Old And Proud
You know you’re getting on a bit when you’re excited about your new jigsaw puzzle arriving.— Glenn Edwards ⚽️🥊🦮 🇬🇧 (@glenn_coin) February 23, 2023
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